While I was flipping through the channels last night, I saw the little item about the lead-lined cot and laughed myself silly! When you posted the story, it was even funnier!
RE: Teresa Heinzketchupladydoodlebrain does not have the class to be a first lady, just witness her potty mouth and arrogant attitude. She and Lurch just need to continue their own quiet life together and windsurf off into the sunset.
Speaking of that goofy Kerry windsurfing photo, could someone post it next to W's triumphant pilot's photo from yesterday in comparison?
It would be good for a laugh.