Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

To: BigWaveBetty; *The GUILD
Did you finally get the 'puter back under your control?

One day, while walking to the store, I passed by a Nursing Home. On the front lawn were 6 old ladies laying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same Nursing Home with the same 6 old ladies laying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me and I went inside to talk to the manager. "Do you know there are 6 ladies laying naked on your front lawn?"

"Yes," he said. "They are retired prostitutes and they're having a yard sale."
155 posted on 05/16/2003 5:06:01 PM PDT by lodwick
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 154 | View Replies ]


To: lodwick
Did you finally get the 'puter back under your control?

Yes, more car problems, which means only two cars, so Mr. B stayed home to do work so I could use the car. Once he gets going writing a report there's no stopping. I think it's amazing that in two days he can write 300 pages of info. Plus I'm jealous that he types faster than I do. :-)

I have worked my magic on the weather and y'all should have lots o' sunshine, unpack the umbrella.

157 posted on 05/16/2003 5:31:33 PM PDT by BigWaveBetty
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 155 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson