Taglinus FreeRepublicus -13th Edition

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[jigsaw]

Taglinus FreeRepublicus (13th Edition)

Recent taglines exhibiting Freeper wit, compassion, curiosity, brilliance, etc. Enjoy!

Billboards for the rich,
spraycans for the poor,
and taglines for the rest.
~ thatdewd ~

And bring in the dog and put out the cat.     TechJunkYard, 5/18

The two greatest secrets to success: 1 - Don't tell them everything you know. 2 -         Tall_Texan, 5/18

Al Sharpton. Because, like todays Republicans, it's time minorities hold real power.     ChadGore, 5/18

Diversity = Everyone looks different, yet thinks alike...     backhoe, 5/18

*_____* if you're psychic...     Judith Anne, 5/18

When the smoke cleared, the terrorist was over there...and over there...and over there...     Jay D. Dyson, 5/18

Q. - What's big enough to hunt bear with? A. - Hillary's legs.     Osage Orange, 5/18

It all started innocently enough... Tag line (optional, printed after your name on post.)     visualops, 5/18

Keeper of the Schismatic Orc Ping List. Freepmail me if you want on or off it.     Loyalist, 5/19

People that quote themselves in their taglines bother me. ~Lazamataz.     Lazamataz, 5/19

Save the whales, collect the whole set......     Tooters, 5/19

A blind man received a cheese grater as a gift - said it was the most violent thing he had ever read.    Chad Fairbanks, 5/19

Gun-control advocates are the NRA's best recruiters.     newgeezer, 5/19

When one door of happiness closes, another opens.     TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!, 5/19

Re-Count All The Votes Till I Win. ~Al Gore-2000.     TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!, 5/19

Make Sure Every Democratic Dead Persons Vote Counts. ~Al Gore-2000.     TaRaRaBoomDeAyGoreLostToday!, 5/19

Rob: I have a five letter word: F-R-E-E-P. Freep. Jerry: Freep? What's that? ~Dick Van Dyke Show.     lowbridge, 5/19

Diaperload: Band managed by David after Spinal Tap’s 1982 tour ended in disaster.     DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet, 5/19

When you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?     DaughterOfAnIwoJimaVet, 5/19

We have enough youth; how about a Fountain of Smart?     LindaSOG, 5/19

Go Karen, Look at all these prayers. For all our troops, we love you.     fatima, 5/19

Tag Line was where I stood in the second grade.     blackdog, 5/19

Nothing more to read here, move along.     putupon, 5/19

A friend is one YOU are there for through thick and thin.     gulfcoast6, 5/19

There are 2 kids of people in this world: people with loaded guns and people who dig.     sharktrager, 5/19

Pimps up, hoes down!     Texaggie79, 5/19

Socialism Is Bankruptcy - just ask Kalifornia (or The City Of Evil!)     detsaoT, 5/19

Attention feminist oligarchy: Don't presume to speak for ME!     Scothia, 5/19

The New York Times-National Enquirer...one and the same.     ThreePuttinDude, 5/19

Convicted felons for Kerry.     Rome2000, 5/19

http://comedian.blogspot.com     Fixit, 5/19

What democrats fear the most is democracy.     liberalnot, 5/19

Has The NY Slimes ever printed the truth in your life time?     Grampa Dave, 5/20

Sports drink devotee.     lurky, 5/20

I like Tony Soprano even though he is a fat-boy.     Taffini, 5/20

. . . there is nothing new under the sun.     AnAmericanMother, 5/20

Why does blood rush to our head when we stand on it, but not when we stand on our feet?     w_over_w, 5/20

Maecilius Fuscus, Governor of Longovicium , Manchester, England. 238-244 AD     ffusco, 5/20

Never hand someone a gun unless you're sure where they'll point it.     Harmless Teddy Bear, 5/20

Ouija boards!     Houmatt, 5/20

I stand behind my President.     bgierhart, 5/20

If you're looking for a friend, get a dog.     Flurry, 5/20

Soddom has left the bunker.     Mike Darancette, 5/20

The Statue of Liberty now holds a baseball bat and she's yelling 'You want a piece of me?'     dark_lord, 5/20

Apocalypsis, from Gr. apokalypsis, from apokalyptein to uncover, from apo- + kalyptein to cover.     f.Christian, 5/20

Lurking since 1997!     Wilhelm Tell, 5/20

Check it out... http://freepers.zill.net/users/bogey78o_fr/puppet.swf     Bogey78O, 5/20

Custom made smarmy, sanctimonious taglines created while you wait!!     CAPPSMADNESS, 5/20

Some days you're the pidgeon,,, other days the statue.     Iowa Granny, 5/21

Gephardt's fortunate millionaires are the ones that sue manufacturers for a living.     m1-lightning, 5/21

When in doubt, tell the truth. ~Mark Twain     balrog666, 5/21

Time to saddle up and volunteer for RNC 2004!! http://www.georgewbush.com/     ewing, 5/21

Take the time it takes, so it takes less time.     TankerKC, 5/21

Punish France.Ignore Germany.Forgive Russia..     sarasmom, 5/21

Your momma said I was a loser, a deadend cruiser and deep inside I knew that she was right.     wardaddy, 5/21

Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?     B-Chan, 5/21

The legitimate powers of government extend to such acts only as are injurious to others. ~Jefferson.     MrLeRoy, 5/21

You know, freedom is a two-way street.     capydick , 5/21

After two years of FReeping, I've finally created a profile page. Check it out!     jmc813, 5/21

Over 25 years of dealing with stupid people and I still don't have the right to just shoot them.....     Hot Tabasco, 5/21

When you step on the brakes, you're putting your life in your foot's hands...     general_re, 5/22

Close the door! Are we cooling the entire neighborhood? And clean your room!     50sDad, 5/22

The Death Penalty is grossly under used.     setcapt, 5/22

It is liberal dogma that human life is an accident. ~Linda Bowles (r.i.p.)     cgk, 5/22

If common sense is so common, why is it so difficult to find it?     Zavien Doombringer, 5/22

The Evil Party thinks their opponents are stupid. The Stupid Party thinks their opponents are evil.     sourcery, 5/22

CCCP = clinton, chiraq, chretien, and putin = stalin wannabes (moore is goebbels) .     HuntsvilleTxVeteran, 5/22

Scribe of the Unwritten Law.     Ignatz, 5/22

America the beautiful, I love this nation of immigrants.     WaterDragon, 5/22

That which is hidden will eventually come to light.     tru_degenerate, 5/22

A conviction that we are right accomplishes half the difficulty of correcting wrong. ~T Jefferson     ATOMIC_PUNK, 5/22

Last call for fabulous "FReeps Ahoy" cruise. Signing up now means never having to say you're sorry!     MinuteGal, 5/23

Aces & Eight's..the dead man's hand.     BOBTHENAILER, 5/23

It's so easy to spend someone else's money... ~My Dad     backhoe, 5/23

I think it takes a big dog to weigh a 100 pounds.     7thson, 5/23

DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream     Jimmy Valentine, 5/23

He Who Laughs Last Was Too Dumb To Figure out the Joke First.     PJ-Comix, 5/23

I have no tag line. I'm boring.     LuLuLuLu, 5/23

The only pork I don't like is government-issue.     steveegg, 5/23

The eUSSR is evil.     Spruce, 5/23

ORION Naval Aircrewman!     Long Cut, 5/23

The person who removes a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.     Calpernia, 5/23

Wear the old coat and buy the new book.     Scothia, 5/24

If the GOP could just send in the Marines against the Demokrats now....     GRRRRR, 5/24

If Bush is called a "Warhead", what is Bill Clinton called?     elbucko, 5/24

Our disagreements are politics. Our agreements are principles.     William McKinley, 5/24

Disney won't see another cent of our money.     ChemistCat, 5/24

Okay, now it works: Knight's Quest, at http://wwwgeocities.com/engineerzero     JoeSchem, 5/24

Don't believe everything you read in the papers. ~Jayson Blair.     maica, 5/25

Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. ~Mark Twain     geedee, 5/25

Gov't has more money than it needs, but never as much as it wants.     umgud, 5/25

Be on the lookout for Black White-Supremists.     SSN558, 5/25

If the NY Times is hiring a Jayson Blair replacement, Michael Moore could fill his boots.     syriacus, 5/25

Border Control or IMPEACHMENT.     1234, 5/25

Does God Wear a Tinfoil Hat? Is he a member of the CFR and Trilateral Commission?     Young Rhino, 5/24

www.hannahmore.com -- Shepherd Of Salisbury Plain is online, more to come! (my website)     chance33_98, 5/24

We know who you are.We will not forget.And we will pray every day for your safe return.Hoo-ah!-M.M.     Ragtime Cowgirl, 5/25

Defeat is worse than death, you have to LIVE with defeat.     orchid, 5/25

Frustrate one liberal a day, that's all we ask.     ChadGore, 5/25

It takes a ninja to kill a ninja.     Michael2001, 5/25

Liberal academia--the next statue to topple.     somemoreequalthanothers, 5/25

Looking forward to seeing Jeb stepping over Hillary's rotting political corpse in '08.     Green Knight, 5/25

I should move back to Europe where I belong.     NewRomeTacitus, 5/26

We are the president. ~Hillary Clinton.     ALS, 5/26

Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their diets.     b4its2late, 5/26

Time to visit this website and join up: http://www.georgewbush.com/     Grampa Dave, 5/26

Freedom isn't free, remember our fallen heroes.     ladyinred, 5/26

Kill all the lawyers - except for mine.     Cathryn Crawford, 5/26

The faintest of ink is better than the strongest of memories.     prairiebreeze, 5/26

Ritualistic conformity = wasted minds.     LurkedLongEnough, 5/27

If you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao; you ain't gonna make it with anyone, anyhow. ~Beatles.     Susannah, 5/27

A Conservative Surrounded by Liberals (help)     never4get, 5/27

Borders, Language, and Culture = The RIGHT things.     hardhead, 5/27

Liberty is not America's gift to the world, it is God's gift to humanity. ~ George W Bush 28 Jan 2003     dts32041, 5/27

His legacy is a stain on the dress.     OnTheDress, 5/27

The government doesn't need to save me from myself. I'm quite capable thank you.     smith288, 5/27

Life is too important to be taken seriously. ~Oscar Wilde.     SquirrelKing, 5/27

Get real with Kim Jung Mentally Ill about proliferation.     fooman, 5/27

Forgive, and you will be forgiven.     Paul_B, 5/28

Don't blame my High School. It's the Aspartame!     tame, 5/28

Do you have to be Tolerant to the Intolerant?     Zavien Doombringer, 5/28

Dow was up again today,Tom Dasshole is deeply saddened.     dubyaismypresident, 5/28

Isaiah 55:10,11     farmfriend, 5/28

Darwins Hypothesis was full of holes, that have since been filled, that is why it is called a theory.     ALS, 5/28

Give Pizza Chants!     Tatze, 5/28

If all you're gonna do is ride in the wagon, at least pickup your feet!     WKB, 5/29

Know your enemy! Help fight Islamic terrorisim by visiting www.johnathangaltfilms.com     Destro, 5/29

This is how six-year-olds argue: they call everything 'stupid'. ~Coulter, on liberals.     KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle, 5/29

Ask about the Constitutional Amendment on State & Federal spending limitations.     The Raven, 5/29

America is no longer the *Land of Opportunity*, it*s the *Land of Illegal Alien Opportunists*!!!     4Freedom, 5/29

Why can't we all just get a long-barreled handgun aboard the plane and fly safely?     Smile-n-Win, 5/29

WhatwouldTonysopranodo.     DEPUTYMAYTAG, 5/29

When you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.     Flurry, 5/29

In those days... Every man did that which was right in his own eyes.     CyberCowboy777, 5/29

I'm the nicest little lady you'll ever meet. Really.     2Smart2BLiberal, 5/29

Go here for one of the Robinsons: Webmaster@freerepublic.com     Joe 6-pack, 5/29

I'll still luv ya if yer covered in mud . . . just like I luv muh pick up truk!     w_over_w, 5/29

You can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.     TheBigB, 5/29

I don't think the really heavy stuff's comin' down for quite a while.     cspackler, 5/29

THEN: Give me Liberty or give me Death. NOW: Take my Liberty so I can't hurt Myself.     gitmo, 5/29

GOD BLESS CAPITALISM!     Trteamer, 5/29

God is Pro Life and Straight.     Coleus, 5/29

Floggings will continue until morale improves.     elbucko, 5/29

Warning: Do NOT look at sun with remaining eye...     petuniasevan, 5/30

Turning the other cheek does not mean seeking out getting the first one smacked.     Dahoser, 5/30

It's about preserving OUR Borders, OUR Language and OUR American Culture.     CIBvet, 5/30

Space Geek {Texas...is bigger than France}     Prof Engineer, 5/30

Poetaster, n.: One who feeds on the literary corpse of Edgar Allan Poe.     Physicist, 5/30

Idiots are on "virtual ignore," and you know exactly who you are.     PatrickHenry, 5/30

They're Not On the Wrong Side of History... They ARE the Wrong Side of History!     End_Clintonism_Now, 5/31

You can read about my history of the GOP at www.republicanbasics.com     Grand Old Partisan, 5/31

I just post without looking now!     jocon307, 5/31

No animals were harmed during the making of this FR post.     Excuse_My_Bellicosity, 5/31

.......The bartender yells, "hey get out of here, we don't serve breakfast!"     Rebelbase, 5/31

Well, I Guess he DIDN'T go wobbly in the legs!! Now, "W", lets do the REST of the AXIS of EVIL!!     Lael, 5/31

Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.     bayou_billy, 5/31

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.     4mycountry, 5/31

Liberals, what a dictator needs most.     metalboy, 5/31

Proud member of the Vast Right Wing Fatwa...     Libloather, 5/31

The Free Republic OF Free Republic!!!     JustPiper, 5/31

The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit ... ~R. Limbaugh.     rs79bm, 5/31

Name an honest democrat? I can't either!     onyx, 5/31

[jigsaw]

All The Ooze That's Fit To Print.   ;-)

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Thou art all most welcomed!   :-)

[liberalnot]

thank you.

[Judith Anne]

Thanks!

[Young Rhino]

Thanx!

[backhoe]

Lawd 'a mercy, you're causing me to strip the gears in my brain trying to think up new ones...

[Libloather]

Give Pizza Chants! - Tatze, 5/28

Haven't laughed like that in a good long while! Thanks!

(God Bless Our Troops!) Please, always include yours to the list...

[gitmo]

The two greatest secrets to success: 1 - Don't tell them everything you know. 2 - Tall_Texan, 5/18

GREAT!

[gitmo]

Thank ye, Thank ye, Thank ye!

[AnAmericanMother]

Citizens AREYest! Citizens AREYest!

[AnAmericanMother]

LOL!

Thankyou!

(gesundheit!)

[visualops]

Far out!

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Love 'em!:

Diversity = Everyone looks different, yet thinks alike... backhoe, 5/18

You can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. TheBigB, 5/29

I don't think the really heavy stuff's comin' down for quite a while. cspackler, 5/29
Caddyshack!!

[MaryFromMichigan]

Cool.

[Prof Engineer]

Aw shucks, I had just gone and changed it.