Kitty Caption of the Week IX - Human Wake Up Techique (Humor/Meow Alerts)

Everybody Wants to be A Cat

Music: Floyd Huddleston
Lyrics: Al Rinker

Ev'rybody wants to be a cat
Because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at
Ev'rybody pickin' up on the feline beat
'Cause ev'rything else is obsolete
Beware of a square
when he offers to share
his milk to sip
If it hasn't been tried
I suggest you provide
Your own cat nip
I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing
But still a cat's the only cat who knows how to swing
A purr between two furry friends may be old hat
But ev'rybody wants to be a cat
Come on, scat cat, turn me on
I'll take my horn and my beat tone
Then blow a little soul into the tune
Let's take it to another key
Modulate, then wait for me
I'll take a few ad libs and pretty soon
The other cats will all commence
Congregating on the fence
Beneath the alley's only light
Where ev'rynight is out of sight
Ev'rybody wants to be a cat
Because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at
Ev'rybody pickin' up on the feline beat
'Cause ev'rything else is obsolete
Beware of a square
when he offers to share
his milk to sip
If it hasn't been tried
I suggest you provide
Your own cat nip
I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing
But still a cat's the only cat who knows how to swing
A purr between two furry friends may be old hat
But ev'rybody wants to be a cat

21 posted on 06/30/2003 10:51:55 AM PDT by Lady Jag (Googolplex Star Thinker of the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity)

Had to run an errand during lunch, and this song came up. Just coincidence, I think not.

22 posted on 06/30/2003 10:55:08 AM PDT by PetroniDE (Kitty Is My Master - I Do What She Says)

Meow Meow

Thanks for the pings.

23 posted on 06/30/2003 11:11:33 AM PDT by Lucy Lake

To: Zavien Doombringer

24 posted on 06/30/2003 12:13:22 PM PDT by MEG33

Thanks for the ping.
As far as the wake up mewsic on the weekend goes, my cat says:

25 posted on 06/30/2003 12:23:58 PM PDT by goose (please spank me... I've been naughty.)

Does that kitty really have two tails or has she been Photoshopped?

Tia

26 posted on 06/30/2003 2:10:01 PM PDT by tiamat ("Just a Bronze-Age Gal, Trapped in a Techno World!")

Purrrrfect opportunity to post the kittie porn...

27 posted on 06/30/2003 2:12:29 PM PDT by NautiNurse (If Lawton Chiles runs for the Senate seat in 2004, we will **really** have Jurassic Park in Florida)

To: Zavien Doombringer

Here you go-one cup of Joe. Made it myself!

28 posted on 06/30/2003 3:50:15 PM PDT by bluesagewoman

To: Aeronaut; Prof Engineer

Nice trick! How did you get my cat to pose for your camera :^) It looks just like my cat, Ben, in the front.

29 posted on 06/30/2003 6:56:53 PM PDT by msdrby (I do believe the cheese slid off his cracker! - The Green Mile)

Love to eat them mousies
Mousies what I love to eat
Bite they little heads off
Nibble on they tiny feet

---B. Kliban, in Cat

30 posted on 06/30/2003 11:26:12 PM PDT by exDemMom (Who needs an alarm clock, when cats are around?)

31 posted on 07/01/2003 12:19:52 AM PDT by MEG33

Does that kitty really have two tails or has she been Photoshopped?
Tia

I think it's been photoshopped.

32 posted on 07/01/2003 6:22:18 AM PDT by goose (please spank me... I've been naughty.)

33 posted on 07/01/2003 12:24:58 PM PDT by Johnny Gage (Why do bars have parking lots, when it's illegal to drink & drive?)

34 posted on 07/01/2003 12:54:01 PM PDT by aimhigh

To: Johnny Gage; PetroniDE

Thanks for the ping, Johnny! What a cool thread!!

I'd be delighted to be on your "Kitty ping" list, PetroniDE. Being owned by 39 cats qualifies me as a kitty lover, do ya think? LOL!!! Wonderful critters, they are, and I can't imagine life without 'em.

Ever have one of those days?

35 posted on 07/01/2003 2:43:48 PM PDT by radu (May God watch over our Troops and keep them safe)

36 posted on 07/03/2003 10:14:10 AM PDT by freedomlover

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