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"Does this make me look fat?" - the WRONG answers!
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Posted on 08/05/2003 9:10:20 AM PDT by Xenalyte
The all-time wrongest answers to the immortal trick question, "Does this make me look fat?"
16. "Not to Stevie Wonder."
15. "Big time! That's why I'm sleeping with your best friend."
14. "Does this tie make me look stupid?"
13. "No way! You look least fat in that."
12. "I guess there's not much point in asking if you mean 'fat' with an F or 'phat' with a PH."
11. "No hablo ingles."
10. "Yes, but it also makes you look like a pricey hooker, so things balance out."
9. "No, but taking it off sure does."
8. "If I answer that question, then the terrorists have won."
7. "Okay, listen: what's important is that you not focus in a negative way on the comparison I'm about to make."
6. "Not if you were traveling at the speed of light."
5. "Yes, but in my country, obesity suggests prosperity."
4. "Let me jog around to your front and take a look."
3. "No, honey. But just to be safe, steer clear of one-legged sea captains."
2. "Whoa! A talking couch!"
1. "May I consult the Iraqi Information Minister before answering that?"
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posted on
08/05/2003 9:10:21 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
To: humblegunner; Allegra; Flyer; Eaker; TheMom; Hegewisch Dupa; Tennessee_Bob; Sir Gawain; ...
Funny stuff ping!
2
posted on
08/05/2003 9:11:24 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
To: Admin Moderator
Whoops - might you move this to General Interest? My bad. Sorry 'bout that.
3
posted on
08/05/2003 9:11:50 AM PDT
by
Xenalyte
(I may not agree with your bumper sticker, but I'll defend to the death your right to stick it)
To: Xenalyte
LOL...too funny!
4
posted on
08/05/2003 9:11:59 AM PDT
by
mrs tiggywinkle
(I'm not new...just the screen name is new. :o))
To: Xenalyte
Thanks for the laugh!
5
posted on
08/05/2003 9:12:16 AM PDT
by
NEWwoman
To: Xenalyte
I ansxiously await all the responses of people who cruise the threads so they can be offended by articles like this. Good luck! (I like this thread, some of these are hilarious)
To: Xenalyte
"Honey, does this dress make me look fat?"
"No sweetie, the dress has nothing to do with it."
7
posted on
08/05/2003 9:13:05 AM PDT
by
TheBigB
(Heh heh heh....)
To: Xenalyte
"No, your big fat ass makes your butt look big."
8
posted on
08/05/2003 9:13:15 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(© 2003, Ravin' Lunatic since 4/98)
To: Xenalyte
Whoops - might you move this to General Interest? My bad. Sorry 'bout that. Nooooo! That's where threads go to die!
Although you are correct. This would be more appropriate in GI.
9
posted on
08/05/2003 9:13:58 AM PDT
by
Drew68
To: Xenalyte
Does this dress make my butt look fat?"No, but your butt does.
10
posted on
08/05/2003 9:14:10 AM PDT
by
Slip18
To: Xenalyte; Eaker
#14 should be #1.
Ping
11
posted on
08/05/2003 9:14:51 AM PDT
by
thackney
To: Cyber Liberty
< chuckle >
12
posted on
08/05/2003 9:15:10 AM PDT
by
Slip18
To: Xenalyte
#11 is NOT a wrong answer - I think it's a brilliant response.
To: Slip18
GMTA...
Hey, you need a hand with that shovel yet?
14
posted on
08/05/2003 9:16:08 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(© 2003, Ravin' Lunatic since 4/98)
To: Xenalyte
I think there's probably an even worse one than those:
No, dear. That dress doesn't make you look fat; it's your butt inside it that does that. :=)
15
posted on
08/05/2003 9:16:48 AM PDT
by
Bob
To: TheBigB
That's what I was thinking. "You look fat because you are fat. The dress has nothing to do with it."
16
posted on
08/05/2003 9:17:53 AM PDT
by
Iwo Jima
To: Xenalyte
Actually, I kinda like #10! :D You know you're from the backwoods (or dating LEOs) when "looking like a pricey hooker" is good...
To: Hegewisch Dupa
Agreed...it's probably the only possible right answer.
18
posted on
08/05/2003 9:19:42 AM PDT
by
murdoog
(i just changed my tag line)
To: Hegewisch Dupa
you would!
19
posted on
08/05/2003 9:19:51 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: Xenalyte
Some endearing answers to questions women ask
"Does this make me look fat?"
Only through the body
Other guys like woment with big boobs - what do you like?
Big feet - that's why I like you.
20
posted on
08/05/2003 9:20:11 AM PDT
by
from occupied ga
(Your government is your enemy, and Bush is no conservative)
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