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To: lodwick
"The Dick" is holding a contest to find the best pie in Iowa. It's only a stunt to meet little old ladies. A gal called in to a call in show to say she was entering a Mrs. Smith's.
156 posted on 08/29/2003 5:39:16 AM PDT by Iowa Granny
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To: Iowa Granny; *The GUILD
A HORSE, A CHICKEN, AND A HARLEY

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to
play together. One day, the two were playing when the horse fell
into a bog and began to sink.

Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go
get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer,
but to no avail, for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the desperate chicken spied the farmer's brand
new Harley. Finding the keys in the ignition, the chicken sped
off with a length of rope hoping he still had time to save his friend's life.

Back at the bog, the horse was surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley, and he managed to get a hold
of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to him. After tying the
other end to the rear fender of the farmer's bike, the chicken
then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful bike, rescued the horse!

Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: best buddies, best pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he
too, began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life!
The horse thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle.

Looking underneath, he told the chicken to grab his "thing" and he would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story?
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When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a Harley to pick up chicks.
157 posted on 08/29/2003 5:56:12 AM PDT by lodwick
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