Take off, eh?

[RockChucker]

Bob> Good day, I'm Bob McKenzie and this is my brother Doug! Doug> How's it goin', eh? Bob> Okay, so like we're going to summer school now, eh! Doug> Take off, we are not! Bob> Yeah, we are! Doug> No way, eh! Summer school is like what they called it when I failed English in grade ten and like if I didn't go then they'd kick me out of school! Bob> Get out. Then what do you call this? We're at school, and it's summer. Doug> Well, we're not really at school, but it is summer. Bob> So it's uh... summer classes. Doug> We're taking a correspondence course, you nobk! Bob> Oh yeah, that's what it's called. Doug> Hoser. Bob> So anyway, we're taking a correspondence course for beer making, eh! Doug> Yeah, Beer Making 101. Bob> Or "Brewing 101" as they call it. Doug> Oh yeah. So first of all, we thought there'd be a lot of sampling, but apparently there's no sampling till the end of the class. Bob> Our class project. We're graded on how the beer tastes. Doug> If it's drinkable. Bob Yeah, the instructor told us if anyone's beer smells bad he's not gonna sample any and like they'll fail the class. Doug So we asked him if we could keep the beer that smelled bad for ourselves. Cause like once you drink like a six-pack or three you don't really care how the next beer tastes. Bob> So he said "okay, good idea cause that way it won't go to waste" so beauty, eh! Doug> I think he knows us or something. Bob> Yeah. Anyway, making beer isn't as easy as we thought. You need like malt which is like a grain eh and then sugar that'll turn into alcohol and yeast to ferment everything and like hops which aren't things that hop around but are like flowers that taste good in beer. Doug> Yeah, then you take like all the ingredients right and put them in hot water and mix it up to make wort which not only has a disgusting name but actually looks disgusting right and then like put it somewhere cool and dark so like in our basement behind like the furnace right cause like it won't be on in the summer anyway. Bob> Beauty. So now in a few days we're gonna siphon it out into bottles right so like this is probably the first time we've ever used a siphon for something other than gas, eh? Doug> Yeah. I didn't even know they could be used for other liquids. Bob> Me neither. Doug> Yeah, so like we use the siphon to pour it into bottles and like I'm not even sure if we should bother capping them right cause like we're just gonna drink them anyway. Bob> What about the instructor? He's gonna want a sample. Doug> Oh yeah. So how do we get it to the instructor, cause like we don't even know where he lives, eh! Bob> Naw, we take it to the school at night eh and like give him the samples and then write the exam. Doug> There's an exam? Bob Yeah. Doug> At the school? Bob> Yeah. Doug> At night? Bob> Yeah! Doug> Geez. I haven't been at school at night since we snuck in and spray-painted the lockers. Bob> Hey, take off! Doug> Did they ever figure out it was us who did that? Bob> You just told them! Doug> Oops, sorry eh! Maybe our old teachers won't be reading this. They probably don't think we can write anyway. Bob> You nobk! Now we're gonna get detention and have to stay after school! Doug> A detention? We've been out of high school for years! Bob> Oh yeah? We're taking a course right now! Doug> It's a correspondence course. All that means is we'll have to stay home after school. Bob> Hey, I'm gonna like this detention. Let's get loaded! Gimme a beer! Doug> Okay, eh! (opens case and pulls out two beers)

[RockChucker]

It's Saturday night, eh? So what ya doing on the computer, hose-head?

Since the night is basically shot.... don't be a nobk. Grab a cold one and read on.....

.....while your up, grab me one too, eh?

[Keith in Iowa]

Formatting can be your friend, eh.

[TomServo]

When someone formats this thing - I'll read it.

[dighton]

[Willie Green]

Grab a cold one and read on.....

Well I got muh beer, but the poor formatting makes it a pain to read.
I think I'll pass... but thanks anyway.

[SevenofNine]

Rock love it I understand eh

So what does Doug and Bob think of their PM there in Canada eh

[4mycountry]

*groans* Dear god, the lunatics on this forum...

[lilylangtree]

Bob and Ted's Boring Adventure into Fantasyland.

[Khepera]

Bob> Good day, I'm Bob McKenzie and this is my brother Doug!

Doug> How's it goin', eh?

Bob> Okay, so like we're going to summer school now, eh!

Doug> Take off, we are not!

Bob> Yeah, we are!

Doug> No way, eh! Summer school is like what they called it when I failed English in grade ten and like if I didn't go then they'd kick me out of school!

Bob> Get out. Then what do you call this? We're at school, and it's summer.

Doug> Well, we're not really at school, but it is summer.

Bob> So it's uh... summer classes.

Doug> We're taking a correspondence course, you nobk!

Bob> Oh yeah, that's what it's called.

Doug> Hoser.

Bob> So anyway, we're taking a correspondence course for beer making, eh!

Doug> Yeah, Beer Making 101.

Bob> Or "Brewing 101" as they call it.

Doug> Oh yeah. So first of all, we thought there'd be a lot of sampling, but apparently there's no sampling till the end of the class.

Bob> Our class project. We're graded on how the beer tastes.

Doug> If it's drinkable.

Bob> Yeah, the instructor told us if anyone's beer smells bad he's not gonna sample any and like they'll fail the class.

Doug> So we asked him if we could keep the beer that smelled bad for ourselves. Cause like once you drink like a six-pack or three you don't really care how the next beer tastes.

Bob> So he said "okay, good idea cause that way it won't go to waste" so beauty, eh!

Doug> I think he knows us or something.

Bob> Yeah. Anyway, making beer isn't as easy as we thought. You need like malt which is like a grain eh and then sugar that'll turn into alcohol and yeast to ferment everything and like hops which aren't things that hop around but are like flowers that taste good in beer.

Doug> Yeah, then you take like all the ingredients right and put them in hot water and mix it up to make wort which not only has a disgusting name but actually looks disgusting right and then like put it somewhere cool and dark so like in our basement behind like the furnace right cause like it won't be on in the summer anyway.

Bob> Beauty. So now in a few days we're gonna siphon it out into bottles right so like this is probably the first time we've ever used a siphon for something other than gas, eh?

Doug> Yeah. I didn't even know they could be used for other liquids. Bob> Me neither.

Doug> Yeah, so like we use the siphon to pour it into bottles and like I'm not even sure if we should bother capping them right cause like we're just gonna drink them anyway.

Bob> What about the instructor? He's gonna want a sample.

Doug> Oh yeah. So how do we get it to the instructor, cause like we don't even know where he lives, eh!

Bob> Naw, we take it to the school at night eh and like give him the samples and then write the exam.

Doug> There's an exam?

Bob> Yeah.

Doug> At the school?

Bob> Yeah.

Doug> At night?

Bob> Yeah!

Doug> Geez. I haven't been at school at night since we snuck in and spray-painted the lockers. Bob> Hey, take off!

Doug> Did they ever figure out it was us who did that?

Bob> You just told them!

Doug> Oops, sorry eh! Maybe our old teachers won't be reading this. They probably don't think we can write anyway.

Bob> You nobk! Now we're gonna get detention and have to stay after school!

Doug> A detention? We've been out of high school for years!

Bob> Oh yeah? We're taking a course right now!

Doug> It's a correspondence course. All that means is we'll have to stay home after school.

Bob> Hey, I'm gonna like this detention. Let's get loaded! Gimme a beer!

Doug> Okay, eh! (opens case and pulls out two beers)

[Lunatic Fringe]

So long, thread!