[Conspiracy Guy]

I've just about had it with this cake doughnut wienies. If they want cake buy cake. A doughnut is grease, sugar, flour, and air, not some tiny bundt cake.

[TheGrimReaper]

doughnut wienies

Is that the same thing as a sausage kolache?

[Laura Earl]

Reminds me of an Elaine Benes rant on Seinfeld, when she got pi$$ed at her coworkers for having cake for any occasion. Then they shut her out and she realized she had an afternoon sweets monkey on her back. Went into Peterman's office and ate a cake he had, which turned out to be a piece of Wallis Simpson's wedding cake Peterman had bought at an auction. She tried to replace it with an Entemann.