[RikaStrom]

Good Morning Students. Welcome to class!

Class is now in session. The rules are simple; you get a grade if you use the WFTD in a sentence, haiku, limerick, or quatrain. You get a "+" if you make a link, or make the teacher laugh, or you offer the appropriate bribes. I hold the grade book; the whip and chair.

Al-Muhajiroun, the extremist Muslim group that used the second anniversary of the September 11 atrocities last week to praise the "Magnificent 19" hijackers, is facing eviction from its London offices.

Claiming peaceful ways,
Adumbrating religion
Hatred lurks within.

Group faces eviction for celebration of Sept 11

[RikaStrom]

Morning Gang

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Morning Gang

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Morning Gang

[RikaStrom]

Morning Gang

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

hi

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

You can get a home equity line of credit for around 4%. Anyone who can do this but is still paying credit card interest at close to 20% is paying a dumb rate.

[sonsofliberty2000]

Howard Deab adumbrates his need of mental healthcare.

New on Patriot Paradox: Interview with Flurry Online NOW!

[LonePalm]

Sixth? Top Ten?

Squalls out on the Gulf Stream, big storm's comin' soon. - Jimmy Buffett

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Texan5]

Morning!

Clinton is in lala land-
Says he's holding grayout's hand.
But he's really adumbrating the jerk
So after a recall, he'll be out of work

[hobbes1]

How come you pinged everyone but me ?

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

The Ted Kennedy Saga

Was there anything in Ted Kennedy’s early life to adumbrate what he was to become? Shakespeare himself would become a mute bard if he were able to hear such a drumbeat, one that would grow into a rumba. Ted was, as a boy, at a dumber level in school than his brothers, from the bare datum we could uncover. Like his brother, John, he preferred chasing girls to studying. A bared tummy or a muted bra beneath a sweater would send him into fits of distraction. Early evidence was that he would certainly be a turd. Am I not correct that this is what occurred?

In college, he had so many girlfriends, he would have made a Burt Reynolds or a Bill Clinton jealous. Indeed, Ted dated many a dame Burt would not have been able to attract, thanks to the Kennedy family name. Life seemed like a dream, but there would be nightmares ahead, at Bermuda Triangle levels.

After college, Ted was what girls described as a bum dater. A heavy drinker even then, he was generally useless in bed until the effects of the Scotch or rum abated. Often, in bed, trauma awaited the girl who dared to mock him. He would begin sweetly enough.
“Come on, give little Ted a rub. Am I not the greatest thing since fixed elections?”
But, with the alcohol causing a permanently soft tube, drama would soon occur. While most men won’t talk about problems with their “special skin” (some derma tabu, no doubt), Teddy would rant and rave like a mad brute. His face would change from pasty white to bright red, and end up a tad umber. Trying to calm him was like trying to rub a tamed lion, or debut a ram at a cotillion ball. His latest rumba date never knew when Ted would turn on her.

Sometimes, to try and chill out, he would take his date for a drive. He would speed at a rate dumb people wouldn’t even attempt. A slight error in navigation, or a bum tread or mechanical problem could prove fatal. And did. He never did mature. Bad social skills, bad driving, bad story. If Ted sees a bar, Ted must stop there. A young girl who thinks he’s a dream date, finds out he’s really a dream tub. And pays for the mistake with her life.

And now, this elderly democrat scion (to me, dub “A Rat” for All Time), has managed to hypnotize his followers into forgetting the past. This “Great American” to me is nothing but a red. Am I crazy? He has muted Arab leanings to appeal to Jewish voters, but his supporters, to me, are dumb. Am I wrong? I believe it takes more than giving Ted a Burma Shave and sobering him up to make him presentable.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Homework:

The stupidity of the liberal democrats is easily demostrated: they protest viciously the adumbrate of an unneeded luxary item like cable TV going up a few dollars; but pretend a thoroughly bankrupt system like Social Security must be duplicated into a trillion dollar Medicare (and now) an unneeded hundred billions of an unneeded free medicine program!

[1smallVoice]

As Hillary adumbrates her intention to run for president in 2004 you know what she will do by listening to Bill. His speeches to help Gray Davis was actually stump speeches for Hillary. Note the many references to the 2000 Floriduh election and the action taken by the court.......what does any of that have to do with Californication?

[NeoCaveman]

Christiana Amonpour, also known as the war slut, speaks abumbratively about the White House and Fox News. She also speaks adumbraodatively.

[dixie sass]

Morning Teacher!!!!!

adumbrate \AD-uhm-brayt\, verb:
adumbrating, adumbrates, adumbrated; transitive verb
adumbration noun
adumbratively; adverb
adumbrative; adjective


1. To give a faint shadow or slight representation of; to outline.
2. To foreshadow; to intimate.
3. To overshadow; to shade.
4. To disclose partially or guardedly.

I have to think about this one...
thinking, thinking, ow, thinking, ouch, thinking, I smell smoke, thinking, hmmmmmmmmmm...

[Argh]

And all dog owners:

If this doesn't adumbrate the fall of civilization, nothing does: Italy to outlaw the ownerships of corgis and Newfoundlands by minors and criminals. (Some cute pictures there).

[Argh]

Vicious Violent Hate Group Adumbrates End of Life As We Know It by Having Picnic in Fresno!!! These evil conservatives must be stopped!!!

OK, I'm out of sarcasm for today. Unless the Whyisa shows her puss around here again.

[Argh]

HEY TE-EACH! TEACHIE! I've got a couple of deep philosophical questions in the email.

1. Why is one IN MOVIES but ON TELEVISION?

Beats me.

2. Why is "bra" singular but "panties" are plural?

Ooo, I know, I know. This was inspired by the junior senator from N.Y.

And # 3, not from the email: where the heck is Grimmy these days?