Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea

Ananova ^ | 9/23/03

[DeFault User]

Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea

A student cut off his own penis and his tongue after drinking an infusion of the latest drugs craze to sweep Germany.

The 18-year-old, only named as Andreas W, from Halle in Germany drank a tea made with the hallucinogenic angels' trumpet plants.

His mother said: "Andreas was behaving normally the whole day until he left the house and disappeared into the garden for a couple of minutes."

When he returned to the house he was wearing a towel wrapped around him and was bleeding heavily from his mouth and between his legs.

The emergency doctor who arrived a few minutes later said the student had cut off his penis and his tongue with garden shears and it was impossible to reattach the organs.

Dr Andreas Marneros, from the local psychiatric hospital the student was admitted to, said: "Andreas will have to receive psychological help for years. Tea from Angels' Trumpets is extremely dangerous as the drug cannot be dosed."

Angels' Trumpets, known for their fragrant and trumpet shaped flowers, have increasingly become popular as an alternative drug in Germany.

[DeFault User]

Is this a trend yet?

[Billthedrill]

Nggo, itth thertainly itthhhh gnoott!!

[DeFault User]

Nggo, itth thertainly itthhhh gnoott!!

You may become the new NOW ideal man---can't talk and can't _______.

[grobdriver]

Oooo... his girlfriend is going to hate that!
You cut off what and what?!?

[kinghorse]

Perfect Darwinian concoction. Stupid enough to try it, no chance of reproducing your ilk. I like it!

[wideawake]

This kind of thing wouldn't happen if hallucinogenics like angels' trumpets were legal! Oh wait, they are . . .

[dead]

Germans are always cutting off their penises.

[SeeRushToldU_So]

No longer date material.

[Digger]

(Oooo... his girlfriend is going to hate that!
You cut off what and what?!?) ---ROTFLMAO

[bmwcyle]

LOL!

[Consort]

   Halle, Germany

Looks a little Islamic.

[headsonpikes]

Technically, this is known as 'negative reinforcement'.

He will probably stay away from these flowers, now.

[rockrr]

Apparently young Andreas got into an argument with himself over which appendage was getting him into greater grief.
The outcome of the argument was a clean split......

[KantianBurke]

Why are you posting a story about Hitlery's childhood? :>

[DeFault User]

Andreas was behaving normally the whole day until he left the house and disappeared into the garden for a couple of minutes."

Being a vegan isn't everything.

[DeFault User]

Why are you posting a story about Hitlery's childhood? :>

Evidently she got the tongue reattached---or grew a new one.

[Old Professer]

There was a young strumpet
Who was hung up on trumpets
She bent on one knee
The better to see
Her delirious tea
When then from the grass
Sprang a mischievious ass
Who snatched up her cup and proceeded to lump it

[auboy]

The emergency doctor who arrived a few minutes later said the student had cut off his penis and his tongue with garden shears and it was impossible to reattach the organs.

I just hate it when I get gardening and surgery confused. Note to self: no tea allowed in the garden.

"I can't have sex and I can't tell you why.":-)

[HamiltonJay]

What? You mean drugs AREN'T HARMLESS????? No... That just can't be...... The libertarians told me so.

[Old Professer]

Hey, that's better than:

Who cupped up her snatch and proceeded to hump it!