Dimensional Door - Freeople Thread 10

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Isn't freedom from bondage a wonderful thing????Indeed!

[lodwick]

Virus Catch

[restornu]

http://www.vcatch.com/

[lodwick]

Thanks resty.

Cheers.

[Canadian Outrage]

Jim, I have Norton 2003 and it has caught that phony Microsoft patch fixer about 5 times at the office. Norton is my friend!! It really works, just pops up the minute you go to Outlook Express and says: This email contains a virus, tells you what email, and tells you to delete. GONE.

[lodwick]

Hi Lynn -

Thanks for the Norton testimonial/information.

Hoping that your Saturday is whatever you wished it to be.

Canadian cheers up there.

[Canadian Outrage]

Well at least I got to keep my butt in bed until 10am!! I just sat there drinking coffee and watched a movie!! Wonderful!! Now that I'm up tho, there is always lots to do. Just different stuff. It's thanksgiving weekend here and so I guess I'll be elected to have the family over. That's fun but lots of work!

[lodwick]

Don'tcha know yet?

That's why God made restaurants.

Have a ball with it.

[Servant of the 9]

Congratulations Nully, now it's safe to get a new job.

SO9

[westmex]

Time for a BUMP....lol

.....Westy.....

[restornu]

Swedes Puzzled by Discovery of Butter-Filled Shoes

Fri Oct 10,10:21 AM ET Add Oddly Enough - Reuters to My Yahoo!

STOCKHOLM (Reuters) - Tourists were left scratching their heads in disbelief after finding 70 pairs of shoes filled with butter on an isolated mountain top in northern Sweden, local news agency TT reported on Thursday.

The local newspaper in the town of Ostersund thinks the stunt could be the work of a copycat artist after it received an anonymous tip-off that directed reporters to a Web page showing butter-filled shoes in a desolate Tibetan landscape.

The picture depicts a work called "Shoes with butter" by Chinese photographic artist Yin Xiuzhen and dated 1996, the agency said.

Locals have been debating the artistic merit of the shoes and officials are considering what to do with them.

[restornu]

Shoes with Butter!

[lodwick]

Moooooooooo.

You cannot make up this stuff.

You have to churn it.

[lodwick]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze
these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the
next thing that comes outta its butt"?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
char, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why
can't he fix a hole in a boat?

[Mo1]

Well I'm glad they clear theat mystery up

Now can they explain why that is called art??

[restornu]

Portuguese store offers
to clothe naked shoppers for free
As humanity slips & slides
into the abess!

LISBON (AFP) - A youth-oriented clothing store located in the heart of the Portuguese capital plans to give away clothes on Wednesday to any customer who is willing to go shopping at the shop naked.

"Those who come naked, will leave clothed," one of the managers of Yorn Store, Vera Guedes, told AFP.

Participants at the clothing giveaway will be allowed to undress inside the shop and will then be given a towel to cover themselves while they wait in the busy downtown street outside the store for the event to begin.

Once the signal is given, the shoppers will have to drop the towel before they are allowed to storm into the store nude and select one complete outfit -- minus shoes -- from the racks of the shop and leave without paying anything.

The shop, which has a huge stock of famous foreign brands as well as clothes made by local designers, hopes to attract attention to its new fall collection with the event.

[Mo1]

FIRST ... That chic needs a tan

Second .. the person that owns the shop is a pervert

AND THIRD .. those women are nuts

[Mo1]

Well . we didn't strip our cloths today .. but we did go hunt'n for pumpkins

[restornu]

Apartment Tenant Kills Goats for Food PAWTUCKET, R.I.

An apartment tenant has admitted he slaughtered two goats in the building in which he lives.

Neighbors called police Wednesday after seeing Pedro Rodrigues lead the goats into the building's basement. The neighbors later found a pool of blood on the basement floor.

Rodrigues told police he killed the goats, so a friend could cook them, the Times of Pawtucket reported. The 36-year-old said he slit their throats, and lay them on the floor to bleed out. Fearing that police may think he killed a person, Rodrigues had his friend produce the goat's carcasses.

City law prohibits residents from keeping goats and other livestock. Rodrigues will face a misdemeanor charge, police said.

[Servant of the 9]

FIRST ... That chic needs a tan

Second .. the person that owns the shop is a pervert

AND THIRD .. those women are nuts

If you got something against perverts, you are haning out on the wroooong thread.

SMOOOCH

So9