Visualize The Senator curled in a fetal position, weeping, his trousers soiled ... bon bons scattered about him.
All he wanted to do was offer some candy to that nice lady over there. Little did he know...
I would reply, but I'm afraid I'll get beat up now :) Candybar salesman intimidation! I'm being disenfranchised--I'm gonna call the ACLU (American Candysalesman Liberty Union)! Count every bar!