Mitt handler: you’ve gotta say something about this issue. People are saying you are a coward, always waiting until everyone else speaks out first!
Mitt: well, what am I going to say??? One thing I don’t want is to be called a name! Like “birther!” Aaaaaaa!
Handler: oh, no, you do not want to be called a name. You need to say something that shows that you are decisive and firm, but nothing that would make Obama or the media upset. It’s all about The Media. They are who will make you President, Mitt.
Mitt: ok, then, what shoud I say?? What if he really wasn’t born in Hawaii??
Handler: look here. This is all you need to see. Here is a list of all the people who believe Obama. See? They are all sane, all strong media types. Here are the ones who question his legitimacy. Not very many,and they are all nuts. You need to get out there and say that you are Sure he was born in Hawaii, and you are sure he’s a citizen. His mother was a citizen. It doesn’t matter what the truth is; you need to go with the flow if you want that office.
Mitt: whew. Thanks. I’ll say it tonight.
I like what Trump is doing but I could never vote for him!
Palin would make the best President.