Missouri: Home of meth labs and weak beer.
Also lots of Democrats, homosexuals and peckerwoods.
You seem to be proof of your tag line.
That will sure endear your cause to the voters of Missouri. Keep it up.
Weak beer? Missouri? Your thinking of Kansas/Oklahoma.
Democrats? Most states have plenty of 'em. Ours are confined mostly to KC/StL.
Homosexuals? Most states have plenty of 'em.
Peckerwoods? They abound. But it is better to be a peckerwood than a peckerhead.
Missouri also has CCW. Castle Doctrine. And a Purple Fence Law. Three things many of us have worked long and hard for.