I hear that Sandra Fluke and the head of Planned Parenthood are going to be key speakers there.
They will try to scare everyone that Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan want to take away birth control pills. They will imply that Romney and Ryan want females impaled on rusty coat hangars.
I’m sure other liberal issues, such as homosexual marriage, will be pushed. We will be told that the GOP hates women and homosexuals and hates the diversity on display at the Democrat convention.
They may even come back and push global warming and cap and trade and all that. Since Mitt Romney teased about Obama stopping the rise of the oceans, the Democrats may feel the need to offer a rebuttal.
Republicans have a secret plan to make all black people slaves again.
Everyone is going to die if Obamacare is repealed.
Bain Capital is responsible for (fill in the blank with something very sad).