A vote for Romney/Ryan is a vote for an alien invasion from Nibiru and the subsequent decimation of mankind as we are eaten by them. Women and minorities (who are very tasty) will suffer the most.
We are all gonna die!.....women, children and minority groups severely impacted!
If Romney is elected, civil rights leaders will only be able to speak in a kind of insane hyperbole... kind of like now.
Gonna be hard to top Biden: “They gonna put y’all back in chains.”
That one scares me...
If Obama loses in November, nobody gets a pony.
Win or loose ,,, shtf
If Romney and Ryan win, you’ll have to obtain government permission if you want to improve your home, or start a business, or go fishing...
Oh, wait...
The infamous video of Obama praising the OJ acquittal surfaces.
If Romney/Ryan win, Obama not gonna be prez no more!
The Republicans will forcibly take away your expensive, dim, mercury filled and green squiggly light bulbs and make you replace them with bright, planet destroying incandescent bulbs.
The Republicans will make everyone replace their required low flush toilets with large tank toilets that actually flush on the first flush, thus *squandering* .000001% of America’s desperately needed water.
The Republicans will force everyone to eat unhealthy super-sized hamburgers with unhealthy cheese, unhealthy french-fries, unhealthy chocolate shakes and unhealthy soda pop, unhealthy BBQ and beer, unhealthy meat-lovers pizza and beer, and unhealthy ethnic foods, all with lots of salt and sugar and fat; instead of healthy portions of healthy bean-sprouts, healthy tofu, healthy arugula salad, and other healthy, organic products that contain carbon and are good for you, because Mooshell says so.
Those Republicans will also make the automobile makers make big, solidly built cars and trucks, with powerful gasoline engines and physically possible fuel standards, while destroying America by forcing companies to drill for oil, and natural gas, and mine coal, making the price of energy go so low that people can use private automobiles instead of mass transit and bicycles, and heat their homes in winter instead of wearing layered clothing inside like they should.
And those darned Republicans will force judges to only respect US law and not use foreign and religious laws to rule over Americans.