If Obama loses in November, the kittens and puppies will all die!
Toilets won’t be needed since the oceans will rise and flush mankind away!
Their BIGGEST fear, the mother of ALL FEARS, is that they will actually have to go to work if Republicans get back in charge.
You can’t write an absurb prediction. The Democrats already said every stupid thing you can think of. I was watching Laura Ingram on the O’Reilly Factor last night and she had some “expert on race and politics” on. This person, with circus clown hair and uncontrollable giggles, said that Romney wanted to take away women’s right to vote, their freedom of “choice”, their ability to get an education, and access to healthcare.
With that level of stupid on display, Laura tried to nail her down on just one of those asinine claims: the right to vote.
Well, Clown Hair just replied that voter ID is what she’s talking about.
Women can’t get IDs?? Really?
But if I had to make a crazy Democrat preciction, I’ll go with this one:
“I Romney is elected, he will take away the free pony that Obama promised you in 2008.”
Or if they are being subtle, they could claim:
“Romney is a Mormon and you know that Mormons don’t believe in unicorns, so if Romney is elected, all the unicorns will die.” (This one works for the anti-Mormons here on FR too.)
“If Romney and Ryan win, the poor workers at Solyndra won’t be getting any more taxpayer money!”
Oh wait...that’s probably true.
If Romney and Ryan win all women will be forced to have babies.
You grandma will take about your Wii and make you look for a job.
HA! Why make them up? The Leftists have already given us theirs, via Twitter:
Ellen Barkin: “ if Obama loses the election. A police state will be just around the corner.” No s**t.#Terrified” (Asterisks mine.)”
Lady Gaga: ““# i say we try to build a new planet and all go live there.”
And the ever-popular “#ifobamadontwin” is pure comedy gold:
#they are going to close down every McDonald’s cuz Mitt Romney kno black people like it
#we going back to the cotton fields. Lightskin niggas finna turn darkskin. & darkskin niggas finna turn to ashes
#it’s back to Africa for ALL of us. Or slavery. The choice is yours.
#Gas Will Cost $9.99 A Gallon.
#they gone put all our asses in concentration camps Lika hoe
# Im knocking out the first white person i see
#who down with overtaking the government?
#IMA START A RIOT IMA START A RIOT!!!!!!
If Republicans win, bras will be illegal and all feminine products will be privatized. :o)
This looks like fun bump for later!
I deeply resent being called a 'butlet'.....:-)
If Romney/Ryan win all women will be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen.
Sorry. I just can’t bring myself to think like a liberal.
If Romney/Ryan win, all the reparations will stop.
,,,,,, Hang on granny “HELLS COMIN’ TO BREAKFAST” .
If Romney and Ryan take office then gun stores will be able to sell guns to straw purchasers and flood criminal organizations with high powered automatic assault weapons.
If Romney and Ryan take office then children in public schools will no longer be able to read or perform basic math.
If Romney/Ryan wins you won’t be able to drive or cook because they will take away the wheel and fire. And you will have to slice your own bread.
The stars will fall from the sky like figs dropping from trees!