Used to have a helluva lot more here.

Paranoia: Feeling that someone is ‘out to get you’

Just because you’re paranoid, doesn’t mean somebody ain’t really out to get you.....

UPDATE 1-2-2013..... Well, that didn't take long. God only knows what carnarge I'd have been accused of had anyone seen the pictures of my Cowboy Weapons Collection! (give me credit...at least I didn't post pictures of the rest of the collection). As an affirmation and testament, I lost every weapon I owned in a boating accident. They all went down with the skiff off the coast of Georgia. They will be sorely missed.

For all you tight-a$$ed realistic purists out there that decry the "boat excuse," get the hell over it! It's a damned joke!