How about a DD-214 and proof that someone worked at Reagan’s campaign headquarters....LOL.
My first experience with hard-core yankees was basic training in 1980. Lackland AFB.
I had climbed out of the bottom of a ditch where my daddy's company was doing a mechancial construction job... and it was 120F at the bottom of that ditch.
I told the foreman to drop me off at the AF recruiter's office.
I went from there to AAFES and San Antonio. It was only 105F down there that year.
Yankees were melting like butter.
During one discussion about some holes near the drill field, another Texan and I decided that yes, it was an armadillo. Yankees insisted that was just a cartoon character.
I'm not sure it's safe down here for yankees. If it ain't got a stinger in it's tail, it's got one in it's mouth.
/johnny