WikiLeaks revealed last week that Hillary wears durable Adult Diapers. Since then, WikiLeak’s top London lawyer has been run over by a train. Coincidence? But now, will Trump use this info against Hillary in their debates? DEPENDS!!
Trump should say something like "I got a call from my friend Tommy Falk, runs Kimberly Clark out in Wisconsin. Terrific guy, great corporation! Anyway, Tommy says 'listen Donald, I'll give a million dollars to the Marine Corps Scholarship Foundation for every time you say the word "Depends" during your first debate with Hillary.'"
Then he can say "only joking, only joking here folks. Jeez, you've gotta lighten up out there."