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To: bonesmccoy
WHO WILL FLY? The astronaut candidates, all fighter pilots, ...

I can think of one fighter pilot it won't be.

9 posted on 10/14/2003 3:59:05 PM PDT by Moonman62
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To: Moonman62
I can think of one fighter pilot it won't be.

Yeah, he went the "wrong way" ;-)

13 posted on 10/14/2003 4:02:37 PM PDT by adaven
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To: Moonman62
"I can think of one fighter pilot it won't be"

You mean the winner of the 2001 Lockheed-Lucca Brazzi "He Swims With The Fishes" award?
16 posted on 10/14/2003 4:05:10 PM PDT by MindBender26 (For more news as it happens, stay tuned to your local FReeper station.........)
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To: Moonman62
Real quick, folks. Let's suppose that the project director, a local party hack named Wu Fu Ass Clown, has serious debts to a local Triad loan shark. The Triads own the workers at the launch prep site (let's also suppose that, too). Wu Fu is three months in arrears on his protection money to the local Triad heavy, Wo Fat the Quinine Dealer (formerly Jim McGarrett's nemesis on Hawaii Five-O). Wo Fat doesn't take kindly to this getting taken, so he tells his boys at the launch site to drain the fuel from the re-entry rockets. Which they do.

Anyhoo, come reeentry time, the Chinese "Taikonauts" get marooned up there when their reentry thrusters are found empty. Confusion ensues. Question: do we have ANY capability right now to roll out a shuttle to go up there and save their butts?

Be Seeing You,

Chris

25 posted on 10/14/2003 4:16:42 PM PDT by section9 (Major Motoko Kusanagi says, "Drop the sushi, clic on my pic, and visit my blog. Or else!")
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