USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Pancakes on Wednesday ~ 15 October 2003

Canteen FRiends ~ Radix

[minor49er]

Good Morning everyone!!! Good Morning troops!!! Here is today's humor attempt!!


Gerrad bought a computer, even though he had never even used a typewriter before. After investigating the computer, he decided to call the help line. A friendly voice explained step by step how his new machine worked. All went well until the voice told him to press the space bar. After studying the keyboard, Gerrad said; "I've got the latest model and it doesn't have a space bar." But after further explanation, he managed to find it.

A week later, Gerrad again had problems and called the help line. An instructor was then sent to his house for training. But after a few minutes, Gerrad's head was spinning. "You don't need to go any further," he sighed, I don't understand a thing."

To cheer him up, the instructor said: "Hey, there are people who understand a lot less than you. Last week we had someone on the phone who didn't even know where the space bar was!"

[Kathy in Alaska]

[minor49er]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOM!!!!
WOO HOO!!!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thanks, ppaul, for bringing more pancakes.

[Kathy in Alaska]

Thanks, TM, for leaving coffee in the good china before you leave. Have a safe trip.

[tomkow6]

SALUTE!

 

 

[tomkow6]

Good morning, MR. RADIX! Good morning, Canteen Crew! Good morning, EVERYBODY!

GOOD

MORNING

TROOPS!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good job with humor this morning, minor. I'm headed to bed for a couple hours here shortly.

[tomkow6]

Today's FEEBLE attempt at humor:

An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night's sleep.

He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me!"

"Why not?" he asks.

She answers back, "Because I'm dead."

The husband says, "What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another."

She says, "No, I'm definitely dead."

He insists, "You're not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?"

"Because nothing hurts."

[Kathy in Alaska]

[tomkow6]

 

Chicagoland Weather

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[minor49er]

Thanks. Thank you for helping to keep the canteen alive.
Good Night!! Or..er..Good Morning.
Whatever!! Sweet Dreams!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Duty ~ Honor ~ Country

Click above to visit "A Day in the Life of President Bush"

[Kathy in Alaska]

A PRAYER OF PROTECTION

The light of God surround you
The love of God enfold you
The power of God protect you
The presence of God watch over you
Wherever you are,God is,
And all is well.
Amen.

Bless This House

 

Bless this house O Lord we pray; 
Make it safe by night and day; 
Bless these walls so firm and stout,
Keeping want and trouble out: 
Bless the roof and chimneys tall, 
Let thy peace lie over all;
 Bless this door, that it may prove 
ever open to joy and love. 

 

Bless these windows shining bright, 
Letting in God's heav'nly light; 
Bless the hearth a'blazing there, 
with smoke ascending like a prayer; 
Bless the folk who dwell within, 
keep them pure and free from sin; 
Bless us all that we may be 
Fit O Lord to dwell with thee; 
Bless us all that one day we 
May dwell O Lord with thee. 

(Click on praying hands above, or on banner at the top to hear the music)

[tomkow6]

For our Canteen WAFFLE Specialist, MR. RADIX,
Catch 

Pancakes on Wednesdays

WAFFLES ON WEDNESDAY!

WAFFLES ON WEDNESDAY!

WAFFLES ON WEDNESDAY!

[Fawnn]

Kathy in Alaska!!! #50!!!

[E.G.C.]

Good morning, Kathy.(HUGS)How are things in Alaska?

[E.G.C.]

BTTT!!!!!!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Good Pancakes morning, Tom! Good Pancakes morning Patriotic Pattie!

[tomkow6]

Morning, Ma! Thought you were going to bed?