[Bon mots]

Instructions for Syrian Army
If you see Israeli aircraft, do the following:
Assume a defensive position.
Turn off lights if attack is by night.
Stay away from windows.
Cover your head.
Crouch down close to the ground.
Place your head between your legs while covering your head.
Then kiss your a$$ goodbye.

[Bon mots]

Instructions for Syrian Fighter Pilots:
EJECT!!!