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David Letterman: "Top Surprising Facts About Osama Bin Laden":
Plans to release next threatening videotape in high-definition;
Secretly likes Kosher pickles;
Middle name: Duane;
Stole "Death to America" catchphrase from Fran Tarkenton;
Got cave hooked up with Sirius so he can listen to Howard Stern;
Has a bumper sticker that reads, "Don't blame me, I voted for Kerry";
The son-of-a-b**** is still alive!