The panic was caused by rumors of foreigners roaming the city and shaking men's hands, making their penises disappear.
Some foreigners don't need to shake hands to accomplish that:
14 posted on 10/22/2003 11:25:35 AM PDT by dirtboy
(Now in theaters - Howard Dean as Buzz Lightweight - taking the Dems to Oblivion and Beyond in 2004!)
