[Velveeta]

Nooooo, not a clown!

[Devil_Anse]

Omigosh! I forgot that THING you have about clowns!!

Okay, THIS time, b/f you go to bed, see, string a thin wire across the doorway (uh, be sure husband is already in bed b/f you do this). That way, after you put the clown in the wastebasket for the umpteenth time, you'll be able to catch your youngest sneaking in to put it back on the shelf.