To: mhking
To paraphrase the late Rev. Sam Kinison, there is no way that Jesus could have been married. No wife would have allowed her husband to go out all of the time with 12 of his buddies.
56 posted on
10/30/2003 8:36:34 PM PST by
Young Rhino
(http://www.artofdivorce.com)
To: Young Rhino
I miss Sam, too.
"Joseph's walking around going, "Yeah, you had better be the Son of God, I'll tell you that. You had BETTER be him, little mister. And you'd better be the ONLY Son of God."
That man is up there with the heavenly Host right now, cracking `em up. I am sure that St. Peter only lets you in if you have a sense of humor.
74 posted on
10/30/2003 8:52:25 PM PST by
LibertarianInExile
(The scariest nine words in the English Language: We're from the government. We're here to help you.)
To: Young Rhino
Actually, I agree... Jesus was the role model for the vocation of priesthood. His actions would be harmful to his wife, and she would be just to be angered by them. It is the manner of our creation to leave our parents, but not to leave our wives.
195 posted on
10/31/2003 9:13:59 AM PST by
dangus
To: Young Rhino
Well, I don't buy this Jesus marriage business for one second, but I was once told that the 1st documented case of PMS is in the bible, where we learn that Mary rode Joseph's a$$ all the way to Bethlehem.
Hat-Trick
215 posted on
10/31/2003 9:53:11 AM PST by
Hat-Trick
(Do you trust a government that does not trust you with guns?)
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