[dyed_in_the_wool]

Why not explain that Mary the mother of Jesus is not a perpetual virgin. She has children by Joseph that are alive when Jesus is an adult.

B-b-b-b-butttt, th-th-th-th-that's n-n-n-n-not what the P-p-p-p-pope said!

[Conservative til I die]

B-b-b-b-butttt, th-th-th-th-that's n-n-n-n-not what the P-p-p-p-pope said!

BBbb-uu-tttt, th-th-that's nn-n-n-n-ot what the Catholic CHurch has taught, since the beginning of the Church, even though that verse has always been there! Wonder why.