How does evolution explain it? Please tell me, this should be good.
Your theory, in order to replace the theory of evolution, should be better at explaining such things than evolution. I suspect that creationism can't explain why dandelions should produce flowers, beyond the trivial "God wanted it that way" reasoning. My suspicion is further reinforced by your declining to lay out how your theory explains such things. And that's why creationism never gets anywhere in the scientific world - because as bad as the theory of evolution may be, a bad explanation beats no explanation every time.