If you want to drive a man to a homicidal rage, I suggest you do the following: shoot his windows out with BBs and paintballs, and then sneer and snicker as he fills out useless police reports. Then sneak up after midnight and "ring and run." Wait for the lights to go back out, and do it again, maybe two more times.
Don't be amazed if the homeowner comes out shooting.
Suicide by doorbell.
60 posted on 11/03/2003 2:20:35 PM PST by Thinkin' Gal
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