US Sperm Exports Explode; Canadians Upset

marginal revolution ^ | 11/3/3

[ameribbean expat]

yeah, but if foreign chick is fertilized by US citizens sperm, is the kid uhMerkan under jus sanguine? Then can mommy bring the anchor baby to the states and apply for citizenship herself?

[NicknamedBob]

.... I coulda made millions!

You did!

It's not the timing, ... it's the delivery!

[Atlas Sneezed]

This reminds me of a kooky idea I had:

Medal-of-Honor sperm banks.

Pay them for sharing their heroic genes, and assist those childless couple needing a sperm donor. It can only help our nation to reinforce these qualities, to the extent that any portion is genetic.

Inspired by Patton's speech:
"Each man must not think only of himself, but also of his buddy fighting beside him. We don't want yellow cowards in this Army. They should be killed off like rats. If not, they will go home after this war and breed more cowards. The brave men will breed more brave men. Kill off the Goddamned cowards and we will have a nation of brave men."
http://www.warroom.com/patton.htm

[Lando Lincoln]

I just think that marketing sperm on a "For Profit Basis" is a stroke of genius.

[malakhi]

You don't want to miss this one...

[Ashamed Canadian]

Welcome to FR, eh!

Thanks pal, nice to see you guys got room for oppressed white hetero right wing canucks!

[Moonman62]

This, actually, was the profit motive for Lewinski.

I don't think so. I've seen pictures of Chelsea.

[BlueNgold]

Dateline Virgina Beach:
U.S. Sperm exports explode...
As the U.S. Navy faces more and more extended deployments it appears that the incidence of American sperm infiltration into non-U.S. territories is on the rise. The Canadian consulate in Toronto has expressed their concern as they see their position as the successors to France as the prime purveyors of affairs de' amore among the industrialized western world being threatened by the continued presence of a modern day 'Great White Fleet'. The Candian Minister of Frogitude has made an official complaint to the U.N. and has asked for a remedy that includes discharge of American sperm only in recognized international waters, and severe restrictions on the amount of cash American servicemen be allowed to carry ashore .... developing ....

[NativeNewYorker]

Stand and deliver.

[headsonpikes]

It's not like we don't have enough jerkoffs up here!

Hell, we make them Prime Minister!

[Ashamed Canadian]

Oh man, this is too much. Say, why don't you Americans export all your sperm to the middle east? If you can't smoke em out, breed em out!

[RightOnTheLeftCoast]

I think I might open an eBay account now...

[taxed2death]

....all men are created equal.





Not.

[Lando Lincoln]

I'd better beat it and get back to work.

[NativeNewYorker]

Whacky idea.

[b4its2late]

At least the exports are exploding and not imploding......ouch.

[skinkinthegrass]

Hordes of Canadian babes streaming across our northern border in hunt of our precious body fluids. The Horror! The Horror!The northern border...hehehehe

[skinkinthegrass]

Hordes of Canadian babes streaming across our northern border in hunt of our precious body fluids. The Horror! The Horror!The northern border...hehehehe

[Cuttnhorse]

FReepers like most Canadians and consider MOST of our northern neigbors friends.

Good to have you here.

[Cuttnhorse]

Most of what FReepers know about Canada, we learned from watching Strange Brew.