Here, lemme see if I can pull a trick outta my sleeve ...The Dialectizer (Redneck)
Mo'nin' y'all (prackicin' mah Texan speak)Still waitin' fo' th' house t'sell an' some finalizashun on th' job front. ah's meetin' wif mah current bost today t'discuss mah trainin' mah replacement an' makin' sho'nuff mah clients is taken care of upon mah departure. It will truly be an emoshunal day fo' me, he's like a Paw t'me.
Eff'n y'all kin affo'd them, c'd use some prayers, th' next 3-4 weeks is mighty stressful an' tense fo' me :o)
[You got 'em !]
BWAHAAAAAA!!!
I'm gonna have a stroke, I swear.
Needless to say, Meek.
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