He has been snippy and all out of sorts…at Bush he's really p*ssed
Poor Eric Alterman needs a new gynecologist
He has had migraines and he has had cramps…why must these pains persist
Poor Eric Alterman needs a new gynecologist
Out of control…he's an a-hole
He writes his B.S. in the Nation…Eric needs new medication
Down on his kneepads when Clinton would call…he'd say "Yes, if you insist"
Poor Eric Alterman needs a new gynecologist
Out of control…he's an a-hole
He writes his B.S. in the Nation…Eric needs new medication
Girly man Eric warns FReepers they'll get…a big slap with his limp wrist
Poor Eric Alterman needs a…he's desperate and needs right away
A new gynecologist