They probably used the dog instead of their guns because they figured she didn't have the balls to use it and because the dog was really hungry for a fat ignorant woman's arm. That's what K-9 dogs like best afterall.
How's that for devolution.
Not bad. Coulda been worse though, you could have mentioned her enthnicity, the typical steroetyping for that ethnicity, then made some off hand quip that the previous poster was some kind of "Constamtooshunalist" and didn't want even murder to be illegal.
Just wait, if this thread strays off topic like the rest... it'll get there. ;-)