[Fedora]

Lawrence Taylor:

[Tackles Bam Bam Bigelow.]

[The Scourge of Yazid]

Am I the only person who derived a sick twinge of joy from LT's career-ending hit on QB Joe Theismann?

C'mon!

Don't tell me you folks actually like Theismann?

Redskins fan:

You are one sick a-hole, you know that?

Me:

(Sheepishly.)

I know. Sorry.