[ikka]

Is there some special law of physics at work here?

I mean, 500 extra pounds (which would still put her at 244) at 3500 calories per pound = 1.75 MILLION extra calories. That is a huge number of Doritos!

[never4get]

My guess is that in many different ways it will take a ton of dough to satisfy this large woman.

[MediaMole]

She reminds me of a 500+ pound vegetarian I knew.

Of course, he considered cake, frosted flakes, and doughnuts to be vegetables. Guy ate two boxes of breakfast cereal, a dozen doughnuts and an entire cake every day. Then he sued everyone who ever turned him down for a job.