[TheAngryClam]

I NEED to read those columns!

Reminds me of an experience I had myself about a year ago, where this girl was very obviously hitting on me.

Since I'm a dolt, I was ignoring it for a good long while, but eventually it became obvious. We had plans to go out, until she and her gaggle of girl friends walked up on myself and another right wing crazy listening to Rush Limbaugh and laughing. The conversation went like this:

Woman: "[my name], you two are having fun. What are you doing?"
Me: "We're listening to Rush. He's on a roll today."
Woman: "Rush Limbaugh?!?"
Me: "Yeah."
Woman: "You're a [with a very big edge] Republican?"
Me (realizing that this was the end of the road anyway): "Sometimes. They're actually too liberal for me a lot of it."

That was pretty much the end of that. She doesn't talk to me anymore, and I'm fine with that, as she is a slightly younger version of this article's author. The best part is friends of mine have noticed her on several internet dating services since then, complaining about not meeting "the right guy."

[Interesting Times]

Woman: "You're a [with a very big edge] Republican?"

Me (realizing that this was the end of the road anyway): "Sometimes. They're actually too liberal for me a lot of it."

Funny stuff. I've gotten decent mileage out of responding to shocked inquiries about whether I agree with that awful Rush person with, "Yeah... Rush is a little too moderate for me, but his heart's in the right place."