[adam_az]

Sounds like an exact description of women in Toronto. I suppose some things are universal. You hold the door for them and act gentlemanly, and they get upset, you treat them as an equal and don't act too gentlemanly and they get upset....

See, you are going about it all wrong. You need to beat them a bit. Make sure to leave a black eye, so that everyone knows the bitch is YOURS. Also, make sure to tell her how ugly and stupid she is regularly, and that she's lucky to have you, because no other man would look at her twice.

Then she will tell her friends that you only have a little temper, but are a great guy and that she loves you a lot.

[NYC GOP Chick]

I *really* hope that was sarcastic.

[LibertarianInExile]

I'm going on the assumption you forgot the /sarcasm.