Right. Of course you won't find many dates who meet the criteria. Probably none. Most of the women who could answer correctly are already into committment, have a family, wouldn't be dating anyway due to already having a life. The rest are into women's issues and you shouldn't be dating them anyway unless you really know what Existentialism is.
I wish you were being pessimistic, but I tend to agree with you. I've been seriously considering moving up to Alaska. Lots of space up there -- I don't like feeling hemmed in by people. Not a lot of women up there, but who knows, I might have BETTER luck finding reasonably conservative women up there than in any city in the lower 48.