[theDentist]

Air Force 1 landed and at the top of the steps was (former)President Bill Clinton. Under each arm is pig. He steps to the bottom of the stairs and is saluted by a young Marine.

"Sorry son," Clinton says. "I can't salute ya back. As you can see, my hands are full."

"Yes sir", replies the Marine. "Nice pigs sir."

"Pigs?" asks the President. "Son, these are genuine Arkansas Razorback Pigs. Award winners! Pride of my home state. I got one for Hillary, and one for Chelsea. Whattya think?"

"Great trade, sir."

[MontanaBeth]

ROTFL