[KantianBurke]

"There's no time machine," she said. "I can't change it. That was God's plan for my life and I'm going to go with it."

G-d bless her. Good mind and heart. She's got a loving family and friends as well.

As for you....

May you end up choking to death on those plastic soda rings!

[CollegeRepublican]

A 15 foot Tiger Shark was pulled from the waters near where this attack took place by legendary surfer Bill Hamilton (no relation to the girl). However, there was no evidence that this was the guilty shark.