[lelio]

graded the biohazard of the stolen material as two on a scale of four

Is 1 or 4 imminent death? Oh wait 2's in the middle. I never knew there was a "biohazard scale."

[Ribeye]

BioHazard Danger Scale Examples

Level 1:
Influeza, Samolnella, Giardia, Oki-dog Farts (pickeled cabbage, chili, onion and hot dog burritos from Oki-dog's in Los Angeles)

Level 2:
Cholera, Typhus, a Korean resaurant bathroom after exessive consumption of kimchee, boiled eggs and beer

Level 3:
Anthrax, Staphylococcus Aureus, Chlorine Gas, Ted Kennedy's breath after his 3rd breakfast helping of Raisin Bran w/Scotch

Level 4:
Ebola, Serin nerve agents, Bill Clinton Saliva Sample