[doug from upland]

Next year's headline: GEUDA SPRINGS CRIME RATE DROPS TO ZERO.

[familyofman]

"Next year's headline: GEUDA SPRINGS CRIME RATE DROPS TO ZERO."
What's the current crime rate in Gueda Springs? I'll wager it's either -0- or close to it now.

Will there be "jack-booted thugs" kicking in doors & forcing guns into the hands of any citizen not complying with this new law?

[LaraCroft]

>>Next year's headline: GEUDA SPRINGS CRIME RATE DROPS TO ZERO.

As If... lol.

What you'll see is nothing, since the news media will never mention its name again, because the crime rate will be zero.