DFU SONG: Flipper (John Kerry, pancake flipper)

DFU SONG PARODIES | 11-2003 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - FLIPPER

He is a man...a most silly man
Hurting this nation all that he can
He wants a new job...what should he do?...make pancakes for me and you

We call him Flipper, Flipper...he's not a leader
This girly man...would say "No" to force
We call him Flipper, Flipper...what's on top his pancakes?
That one is easy...ketchup, of course

His staff is gone...he's in disarray
"We're gonna win" you still hear him say
He wants a new job...what should he do?...make pancakes for me and you

We call him Flipper, Flipper...he's not a leader...this girly man...would say "No" to force
We call him Flipper, Flipper...what's on top his pancakes?
That one is easy...ketchup, of course

Down in the polls...his campaign is sick
Dr. Kevorkian, come here quick
He wants a new job...what should he do?...make pancakes for me and you

We call him Flipper, Flipper...he's not a leader
This girly man...would say "No" to force
We call him Flipper, Flipper...what's on top his pancakes?
That one is easy...ketchup, of course

[doug from upland]

What do you say? Should we start calling him Flipper?

[billhilly]

I just came from the Drudge report where I saw this picture. George Lindsay, who played the role of Goober on the old Andy Griffith Show immediately came to mind. Since Goober has already been taken, Flipper seems to be a perfectly good name. His campaign has been about as flat as those pancakes lately.

[doug from upland]

Love your tagline. In their face.