Did you know that muslim Albanians are the biggest drug smugglers and sexual-slavers in Europe?
Well, according to INTERPOL... they are.
How dare you attack our colorful and quaint (not to mention loyal) allies! The warm and fuzzily wonderful Albanian Muslims would certainly not be involved in anything extra-legal. Having 20 or 30 children per "family" unit must occupy most of their time, anyway.
Why if the Albanians were not nature's perfect noblemen, Bill Clinton, Richard Holbrooke, and Madeleine Albright would have never sent General Clark to help them take Kosovo from those nasty Serbs! Use your logic, man! Interpol must have this all wrong.
A chicken or two. A goat here or there. The odd Mercedes? Maybe. Drugs? No way. The Shiptars are much too busy fighting for the Greater Albania to be involved in anything so sordid.
According to INTERPOL, the Israelis are the biggest perveyors of pornography (particularly child porn) and stolen military secrets (mostly from us) in the world. Should we condemn all Israelis for this?