[shaggy eel]

It looks like it belongs in a college frat tv room.

,,, woop woop woop woop woop! The more than I need to know alarm's going off.

[cyborg]

http://home.earthlink.net/~cyborg565a/index.html

scroll down just above my baby picture to see my awful couch. The only action that couch sees is my dog scratching herself as this proves. That's a false alarm my friend, as I regretfully have to admit the only arse that couch sees is dog arse.