Turkeys as mascots? Why not, they're so stupid they will drown in a rainstorm with their heads up and their beaks open.
'Dems are like Cockroaches--Never visible in the "Light of Day," virtually indestructible, despite being universally Despised; utterly destructive, utterly amoral, content to associate with all manner of filth & Debris, content to "Live On" the garbage of Human Endeavor.
I Apologize; the 'Dems give Cockroaches a "Good Name!"
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