To: doug from upland
When A Man Loves A Chicken
by Bob Rivers
When a man loves a chicken
He can't keep his mind on nothin' else,
He stay in the barn for the good thing he's found.
If he is henpecked he can't see it; she can't do no wrong.
Road Island Red is his best friend, he can't put her down.
When a man wants a chicken, spends his very last dime
Buying her fresh corn down at the grain and feed.
He'll build a nest for her comfort, and sleep out in the coop
If she said that's the way it's got to be.
Well, this man loves his chicken,
She lays him all the eggs she has.
Tell the farmer there's nothin' going on.
Believe me, she's cluckin' just 'cause she's mine.
When a man loves a chicken, people think that it is wrong.
He shouldn't stick his beak in where it don't belong.
Yes, when a man loves a chicken I know exactly how he feels.
Hey baby, baby, baby I'm your cock-a-doodle-doo.
When a man loves a chicken
I know exactly how he feels.
He'll shack up in the hen house with the good thing he's found.
When a man loves a chicken
People think that he's insane.
But all he can do is wing it for the one he loves.
Yes, this man loves a chicken.
Oh, I know it can't do me no harm.
Just for you, Doug..............FRegards
31 posted on
11/29/2003 9:55:10 PM PST by
gonzo
(A mind is a terrible thing,,, and it must be stopped,,,in my lifetime,,, before I kill somebody...)
To: gonzo
oh, dear me! sick, twisted, and brilliant.
41 posted on
11/29/2003 10:27:35 PM PST by
King Prout
(...he took a face from the ancient gallery, then he... walked on down the hall....)
To: gonzo
Damn, such a good song. I know the lady that sang backup on the original by Percy when he was recording at Muscle Shoals. I don't think Percy would sing this version though.
To: gonzo
.....so then the sailor turns to the guy seated next to him and says,"Have you ever seen any thing like this?"
The guy says, "Oh this is nothing, you should have been here last week to see this sailor **** a chicken."
58 posted on
11/30/2003 11:53:30 AM PST by
tet68
To: gonzo
When a Man Loves A Chicken....ROTFLMAO
66 posted on
11/30/2003 5:12:49 PM PST by
Arpege92
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