Are you looking to get your butt stomped? I don't know if you held an 'O' or an 'E' rank but I will say this, "Those are fightin words, JarHead"
Lighten up, Francis.
Joe "Bag of Donuts" is/was a common anonymous/fictitious Marine Corps character. Along with his good buddy LCpl. Bonatz. And he could just as easily have been "Second Lieutenant" Bag of Donuts.