[Lazamataz]

NOSY LIAR HER smiles broadly and spreads her hands, and you know she is about to lie, exaggerate, and distract.

[Petronski]

Laz, I forgot to ask you last night: When eating Ramen, do you boil the whole brick, or snap it in half first?

There's only two kinds of people in the whole world, you know...